50+ Times Students Surprised Everyone With Their Epic Yearbook Quotes https://ift.tt/2LlpGUS

mayo 22, 2018

We all know how hard it is to think of a school yearbook quote, you want something unique and funny, something to grab everyone’s attention, or maybe even make a statement. It’s every student’s time to shine, so why not post something that will leave everyone laughing on the floor? Well, if you ever wonder what is a perfect yearbook quote, we suggest you check this list compiled by Bored Panda, that will not only leave you laughing out loud but will also give you some great ideas to your own yearbook quote.  Scroll down to see these hilarious quotes yourself!

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#1 Keep Calm, It’s Just An Extra Chromosome

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#2 “Don’t You Dare Use That As Your Senior Picture” – Mom

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#3 I’ve Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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#4 I Started High School With Straight A’s, Now I’m Not Even Straight

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#5 “My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone.” ‘A+”

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#6 When Life Shuts A Door, Open It Back Up. That’s How Doors Work

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#7 I Only Wear This To Give The Rest Of You Girls A Chance

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#8 So Heard The Ladies Like Bad Boys. Lucky For Them, I’m Bad At Everything

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#9 Anything Is Possible When You Sound Caucasian On The Phone

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#10 To All The Teachers That Never Taught Me A Thing: Stranger Things Season 2 Episode 5 35:08

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#11 Of Course I Dress Well. I Didn’t Spend All That Time In The Closet For Nothing

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#12 I Make Terrible Science Puns, But Only Periodically

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#13 This Is My Actual Last Name

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#14 My Ears Give Out Better Signal Than The School Wi-Fi

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#15 “You’re An Asian, Not A B-Sian” – My Dad

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#16 “You Become Doctor Now?” – Grandma

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#17 ‘i’ve Never Had A Bad Hair Day All Of High School”

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#18 High School Musical Told Me We’re All In This Together But You Guys Were Not Helpful

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#19 Pancake Recipe

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#20 “Knock! Knock!..” “Who’s There?..” “A Patel!”

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#21 RIP Club Penguin, You Raised Me When My Parents Didn’t Want To

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#22 “Grey’s Anatomy Season 5, Episode 6, 39:40

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#23 “I Like My Girls How I Like My Coffee…” “We Don’t Like Coffee.”

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#24 Yes, It’s My Real Name

#25 “Become Friends With Someone, And They May Allow You To Take Certain Items From Their Home” – Skyrim Loading Screen

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#26 When Life Gives You Lemons

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#27 Sometimes When I Get Bored I Like To Go Into The Garden And Bury Myself And Pretend I’m A Carrot

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#28 I Need Feminism Because I Intend Marrying Rich And I Can’t Do That If My Wife And I Are Making 75 Cent For Every Dollar A Man Makes

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#29 Another Wan Bites The Dust

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#30 Remember To Always Be Yourself, Unless You Suck. Then Pretend To Be Someone Else

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#31 I Think It Was More Difficult To Graduate Than To Cross The Border

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#32 I Found My Super Suit

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#33 “Aim For The Moon. That Way, If You Miss, You’re A Disappointment On A Much Larger Scale.” – Brian Essbe

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#34 Me Like Rice

#35 Call Me Dadi

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#36 “Where Did You Come From, Where Did You Go?” – Cotton-Eye Joe

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#37 I’m Trying To Come Up With A Senior Quote For You But All I Can Think Of Is Hippo Farts – Mom

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#38 There’s No Need To Repeat Yourself. I Ignored You Just Fine At First Time

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#39 So What, Do I Just Write Something Here And It’ll Go In The Yearbook?

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#40 I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn’t Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

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#41 The Carper Matches The Drapes

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#42 This Kid Used Morse Code For His Senior Quote And We Translated It And This Is What It Said

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#43 Is This The Krusty Krab? No. This Is Patric

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#44 “I Did My Waiting!!!!! 12 Years Of It!!!!! In Azkaban!!!!” – Sirius Black

#45 Bruh, We Graduated Just To Go School Again

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#46 “Why Can’t I Just Eat My Waffle?” – President Barack Obama

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#47 I Forgot To Be Oppressed For This Picture

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#48 The Only Thing Lower Than My Gpa Is My Will To Live

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#49 “The Only Time I Set The Bar Low Is For Limbo.” – Michael Scott

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#50 Here’s To Always Staying Positive And Testing Negative

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#51 Ravioli, Ravioli, Give Me The Diplomioli!

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#52 I Was Born White

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#53 Narnia Wasn’t The Only Thing In The Closet For 17 Years

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#54 “That’s Why Her Hair Is So Big, It’s Full Of Secrets” Damien, Mean Girls

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#55 The Link Master

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#56 Without Google I Would Not Be Graduating

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#57 I’d Like To Thank Dobe, Alanzostotle, And Satan. I Love You Guys.

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#58 “I Am Usually Not One For Speeches, So Goodbye.” – Ron Swanson

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#59 “I See Now That Circumstances Of One’s Birth Are Irrelevant. It Is What You Do With The Gift Of Life That Determines Who You Are” -Mewtwo

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#60 Shoutout To Everyone That Doubted Me Because I Had A Baby, Here I Am Living, Breathing, Doing Better Than Yall

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#61 I’ve Learned To Say Here When The Teacher Hesitates While Taking Attendance

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#62 “Close Your Eyes. Imagine Yourself On A Boat. Smell The Salty Air. Now Open Your Eyes. Your Life Still Sucks But That Was Kinda Fun Right?” – Brian Essbe

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#63 “I Would Like To Die On Mars. Just Not On Impacts.” – Elon Musk

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#64 I Don’t Need A Piece Of Paper Saying I Succeeded. I Just Need Food. – Shane Dawson

#65 “I’m Always Right, Except When I’m Wrong, Which Is Often.” – Arin Hanson

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#66 Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

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#67 And No, I Will Not Be Your Gay Best Friend

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#68 “I’m Ugly And I’m Proud” – Spongebob

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#69 “I Hate When I’m On A Flight And I Wake Up With A Water Bottle Next To Me Like Oh Great Now I Gotta Be Responsible For This Water Bottle” – Kanye West

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#70 You Can’t Always Pick Your Father, But You Can Pick Your Daddy

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#71 I Like My Women How I Like My Coffee. I Don’t Like Coffee

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#72 “When Life Throws A Wrench In Your Plans, Catch It And Build And Ikea Bookshelf.” – Tyler Oakley

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#73 If You Don’t Like Where You Are In Life… Move. You Ain’t A Tree. -Bhad Bhabie

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#74 A Lot Of Girls Didn’t Like Me This Year, But Their Boyfriends Did. ;)

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#75 One, Don’t Pick Up The Phone. You Know He’s Only Calling Cause He’s Drunk And Alone. Two, Don’t Let Him In. You Have To Kick Him Out Again

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#76 I Was Worried At First When They Told Me I Had To Do A Chinese Oral But Then I Realized It Was Something Completely Different

#77 Sure, Follow Your Dreams, But First Follow My Instagram @brianna_nicole4

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#78 “(Insert Quote From The Office To Show Everyone I’m Quirky)” – Michael Probably

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#79 Cats Are Love, Cats Are Life :3 And Yaoi… Yaoi Too…

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#80 My Hair Is Straight, But I’m Not

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#81 I Am Selena In A School Filled With Yolandas

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#82 “They Can Kill You But The Legalities Of Eating You Are Quite A Bit Dicier.” – David Foster Wallace

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#83 All Along I Was Next To A Blessing

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#84 “Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want.” – Spice Girls

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#85 This Was Nothing Like High School Musical, How Upsetting

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#86 My Mom Should Have Swallowed Me

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#87 Love Food. Love Others. Nothing Else Matters

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#88 I’m Fat Cause I Don’t Chase These Girls

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#89 “Beyonce Said Pretty Hurts… No Wonder I’m Always In Pain”

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#90 If You Look At This Picture In 30 Years, Just Know That I Look Exactly The Same Because Black Don’t Crack

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#91 “I’m So Sorry, I Really Have No Time To Explain. I Have A Universe To Set Right, Thank You And Goodbye”

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#92 Damn, Joseph Just Stole My Girl Again! – Everyone

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#93 “Hoo Wah Hey Ya Shoo Wa Zadup Wow!” – The Book Of Mormon (The Musical)

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#94 I Had A Good Senior Quote But Hillary Deleted It

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#95 Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

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#96 I’m Sorry If I Stole Your Girlfriend

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#97 We Didn’t Choose The Twin Life… The Twin Life Chose Us

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#98 “I Know Guac Is Extra.” – Jackie Aina

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#99 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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#100 I’m Already Hungry Tomorrow

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#101 You Can Catch Flies With Honey, But You Catch More Honeys Being Fly

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#102 Physics Is To Math As Sex Is To Masturbation

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#103 Found This In The Yearbook, Read It Backwards

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#104 Why Does Snoop Dogg Need An Umbrella? – Fo Drizzle

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#105 I Can’t See

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#106 “I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Thing.” – Homer Simpson

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#107 My C’s Went To A’s And So Did My Grades

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#108 You All Say You Hate Me, But Presidents Don’t Elect Themselves

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#109 “Remember That True Beauty Comes From Within – Within Bottles, Compacts & Lipstick Tubes” – Jeffree Star

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#110 Some People Say “Flips Weave,” But I’m Gone Flip This Tassel Instead

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#111 “I Know I Look Great. My House Has Mirrors.” – William

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#112 Drake Was There For Me When No One Else Was

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#113 “They Say You Are What You Eat… (That’s Funny) I Don’t Remember Eating A Goat.” – Young Thug

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#114 “Keep The Snakes Away From Me, Unless They Gucci.” – Blackbear

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#115 I’m The Girl With The Charger R/T

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#116 I Hope My Future Is As Bright As My Highlight

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#117 Be Determined, Passionate And Brilliant In Life. Make Sure To Buy Lots Of 4 For $4’s As Well

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#118 If You Feel Like You’re Going To Crash, Accelerate More. – BTS

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#119 Dez Caught It

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#120 You Can Always Retake A Class But You Can’t Relive A Party

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#121 “Who, What, When, Where, Why, And How?” – Zayne Hijazi

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#122 “I’m Like Tinkerbell, I Need Applause To Live!” – Rachel Berry

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#123 “When The Snow Falls And The White Winds Blow, The Lone Wolf Dies But The Pack Survives.” – George RR Martin

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#124 My School Had A Thing Where The Teachers Had Their Own Senior Quotes In The Yearbook, This Was My Stats Teacher’s: “I Got More Tail Than Petco, You Faker Than Some Sweet’n Low.” – Childish Gambino

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#125 “Where Ever I Go, I Know That There Will Be Frijoles En La Casa”

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#126 Fill The Tun Up Half Way And Ride It With My Surfboard, Surfboard, Surfboard

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#127 You Gotta Be Bottomless To Get To The Top

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#128 There Are Actually Five States Of Matter – Not Four, Namely: Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma And Black Lives

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#129 Makeup Brushes Aren’t Meant To Be Swirled In Makeup Palettes Like It’s Paint

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#130 It’s Weird Knowing I’m The Best Looking One On This Page

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#131 The Angels Protect Me The Demons Respect Me

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#132 “I Am Dripping Melanin And Honey. I Am Black Without Apology” – Upile

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#133 My Senior Project Was To Make A Clone. A+

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#134 “Can You Keep Up With My Lingo? Some Say Life Is A Gamble, Which Means Love Is A Casino.” – Kevin Gates

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#135 “My Dad And I Play This Game Where He Pretends To Not Know Who I Am, And I Cry, Asking Him Why He Left.” – Bardock Obama

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#136 If It Don’t Make Money, It Don’t Make Sense

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#137 “You Miss 100% Of The Shots You Never Take.” – Lee Harvey Oswald

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#138 I’m Handsome. You Can Call Me Romeo. Good Luck Seniors! I Get All The Girls. Very Popular

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#139 “If You Ain’t Got The Sauce, Then You’re Lost. But You Can Also Get Lost In The Sauce.” -Gucci Mane

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#140 I Never Liked Non Of Yall, Wish I Would’ve Stayed At Dunbar

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#141 If The Red Rivers A Flowin’, Take The Dirt Road Home

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#142 I Mean I Don’t Even Know Why You Girls Even Bother At This Point, Like, Give It Up, It’s Me, And I Win, You Lose, Hahahaha

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#143 “… But To Live Doesn’t Mean You’re Alive” – Nicki Minaj

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#144 Did You See What I Done? Came In A Blonde Wig Left In A Black One

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#145 If I Was Mean To You And I Said I Was Joking, I Wasn’t

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#146 If You’re Not Talking Money, I Don’t Want To Talk

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#147 When A Ten Is Speaking, All You Fives Quiet Down And Listen Up

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