80+ Weirdest Stock Photos You Won’t Be Able To Unsee http://ift.tt/2pdMuMO

marzo 15, 2018

Stock photos are made to be sold but it’s impossible to think anyone would buy these.
From a grandma teaching a group of blond children the secrets of “stab between the fingers” to a female version of Adolf Hitler peeling potatoes, the photographers behind these shots were probably trying a bit too hard. Don’t get us wrong, we do appreciate all the work that went into producing these pictures. We just think that each of them should have an in-depth description, explaining what is going on in these photos.

Scroll down to see this weird collection of stock photos yourself!  (h/t)

#1 Grandma Teaches Blond Children Important Life Lessons

Image source: mrbenmarko

#2 Guy Reaches Through Computer Screen And Types Backwards While A Surprised Cat Looks Off Into The Distance

Image source: SiomarTehBeefalo

#3 “A Centaur Has Met The Wrong Half. He Was Very Puzzled.”

Image source: HugeHam

#4 Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

Image source: kiwidesign

#5 Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

Image source: neuroticneutral

#6 This Proposal

Image source: Quaff_Bepis

#7 Excuse Me Miss, But That’s My D You’re Sitting On

Image source: SonOfTheBlueMeanie

#8 Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

Image source: BunnyAdorbs

#9 “Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn’t Even Switched On”

Image source: dhrxv

#10 This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

Image source:  TeoTheBeast

#11 Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

Image source: ShutterCount

#12 Should I Call The Ambulance Already? (Notice The Hand)

Image source: shutterstock

#13 Hitler With Potatoes And A Picnic Blanket Looking Dress

Image source: SaraBellum42

#14 No Potatoes While I’m Working Please

Image source: sweatytumorz

#15 Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

Image source: treastroll

#16 Male Human Holds His Blobfish

Image source: zhaiiiix

#17 I Searched For “A Large Bird” On Google And Was Not Disappointed

Image source: Hackerwithalacker

#18 Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

Image source: shutterstock

#19 Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

Image source: Gaberiallo

#20 “Hacker” Stockphotos Are The Best

Image source: Aelaan_Bluewood

#21 Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

Image source: Chengers

#22 Goodbye You Slimey Freak

Image source: sexytai

#23 How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

Image source: Nevraoj

#24 Memory Loss Is More Painful Than You Might Think

Image source: KarlKlngOfDucks

#25 Real Art

Image source: santas__boobs

#26 She’s Just A Little Moody, Now Get The F*cking Pickles

Image source: Your_Moms_Flame

#27 Just Taking A Bath

Image source: Saltefanden

#28 Child Breaks The Fourth Dimension And Creates A Loophole, Sending His Legs Into A Different Dimension And Breaking His Back, All While Laughing About It.

Image source: SeniorHippopotamus

#29 Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

Image source: andhelostthem

#30 African American Snake At Job Interview

Image source: Do_You_Even_KEK_Bro

#31 Old Man Uses Toilet Paper As Binoculars

Image source: Scar20Grotto

#32 Asian Woman Spits On A Cock

Image source: Lukekul

#33 Sad Man No Stop Oil

Image source: Your_Moms_Flame

#34 Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth

Image source: Thestickman391

#35 Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

Image source: Magnum_Dongs3

#36 This Is A Search Result For “Evolution” – Pretty Much Sums It Up

Image source: edgar01600

#37 Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

Image source: ThisNameIsSo0riginal

#38 A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

Image source: Franeg

#39 A Man Stands With Two Gourds In Hand, Wearing Nothing But A Speedo

Image source: Your_Moms_Flame

#40 Man With A Cake As A Pillow

#41 Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

Image source: shutterstock

#42 Potassium Just Goes Right Through Me

Image source: CaptainSylus

#43 “Lemme Help You Out With That!”

Image source: _Xantium

#44 Man Photoshopped Onto Egg

Image source: hoklord

#45 This

Image source: kahotheupvoter

#46 Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing

Image source: bondbeansbond

#47 The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

Image source: The_Confused_Indian

#48 If You Rub This Potato On Your Skin, You’ll Live Forever!

Image source: sweatytumorz

#49 What We Need Is A Picture Of A Blindfolded Woman In Lingerie Holding A Pomegranate With A Octopus On It. Oh And Could You Set Up A Mirror In The Corner Showing Another Woman Sulking? Perfect. Thanks

Image source: bosscher47

#50 Bare Chested Man With Tattoos, Wearing Butterfly Wings

Image source: TheOwlducken

#51 Disgusted Dietitian Nutritionist Checking Examine Sweet Roll Bun With Stethoscope. Because Why Not?

Image source: stockphotojoe

#52 Stock Photos Of A Hostage Except The Girl Unable To Pretend She’s Not Into It

Image source: megga_ass-faggot

#53 Melon Man.

Image source: CamDosen

#54 Why Istock? I Searched “Finance”. Came Up In The First Page Of Results

Image source: erixtyminutes

#55 Still In Denial About His Hair Loss

Image source: chickhicksisadick

#56 Young Girl Glued To The Wall With Duct Tape, So Daddy Can Relax And Have A Beer

Image source: wheresmystache3

#57 “I Asked You How You Like Your Eggs!”

Image source: mygeorgeiscurious

#58 Car Salesman Won’t Take No For An Answer

Image source: YesLewis

#59 Average Rooftop Rainday Showdown

Image source: OrbitOfGlass17

#60 Like The Father So The Son

Image source: nbdyhm

#61 Soccer Mom

Image source:  Yoshizer0

#62 Stock Photos You Wish You Could Use

#63 Electric Carrot

Image source: shutterstock

#64 “I Get It, You Vape”

Image source: FireninjaDD

#65 Contemplating Corn

Image source: Robster4911

#66 Ajit Pai Attempts To Destroy The Internet

Image source: second2no1

#67 How Did Stock Photos Beat Bojack To This Scene?

Image source: notsosecretsnowbunny

#68 Large Pants

Image source: Insanitychick

#69 Disturbed Teenager Grinding Carrots

Image source: roflcopter1005

#70 Astronaut Asking For Wishes From A Horse Genie

Image source: DreamPictures

#71 Chasing Streaker Through Head Cabbage Field

Image source: LANA_WHAT_DangerZone

#72 This Woman, Who Is Checking Out Her Own Ass Which Has Been Cut Off From The Rest Of Her Body

Image source: LordAstralWarrior

#73 Moving Out

Image source: ifeellikemoses

#74 Oh No Not Santa

Image source:  murmeoh

#75 This Man Not Quite Realising The Situation He Is In

Image source: abluepineapple

#76 I “Kneed” To Know What Is Going On Here!

Image source: bayouself

#77 Uppercunt

Image source: 1ncred1ble_hunk

#78 Happy Older Couple Selects Perfect Elephant Butt Replica

Image source: Cormamin

#79 This Nun Praying To The Celestial Being Of The Seas

Image source: pinwheeltwist

#80 A Dwarf Hairless Rat Unzips Her Friend To Reveal A Crested Gecko Underneath

Image source: theswampmonster

#81 Guy Casually Smiling While Taking A Smoke Break And Talking On The Phone. Also There Is Man Tied Up In His Trunk.

Image source: RedOrangeYellowGreen

#82 Ghost Riders Granny Has Dementia, Watch Your Ass

Image source: Your_Moms_Flame

#83 If Samsung Released A Laptop

Image source: reddit.com

#84 Naked Businessman With Briefcase In Office

Image source: sidneyl

#85 Little Boy Eating A Herring. It Is A Dutch Tradition To Eat A Herring Like This

Image source: TheManyChins

#86 Man In Doggystyle Position Ready To Eat A Leaf

Image source: logangrey123

#87 Carefree Man Smoking On A Rocking Horse

Image source: memento_mari

#88 Young Woman Drinking Orange Juice In Pain While Being Strangled By The Throat

Image source: Reddit

#89 Why Is He So Puzzled By That Broccoli

Image source: Sixflags82

#90 Tasty Food

Image source: JordiTK

#91 Watch Out!

Image source: ImNotACuck420

#92 Grandma’s Not Coming To Christmas, This Year

Image source: Lavender_Man

#93 Corn Boy

Image source: jack3chu

#94 Give Me The Money

Image source: Swedish-Ghost

#95 Mom’s Spaghetti

Image source: imgur.com

#96 Harry Potter And The Philosopher’s Malware

Image source: tashleyy

#97 Male Cook Pointing Gun At Savoy Cabbage

Image source: WalkerTyme

#98 If This Isn’t Me, I Don’t Know What Is

Image source: kahotheupvoter

#99 A Happy Woman Holding A Knife To An Older Man

Image source: mekbots

#100 Feeling Tired? Recharge By Simply Putting A Fork Into The Outlet

Image source: perpleqz

#101 Girl’s Face Among Fresh Oranges

Image source: yoshiyow

#102 Blank-Faced Man Deflates And Loses His Spine

Image source: iohbkjum

#103 Funny Pink Rabbit Jumping

Image source: chickhicksisadick

#104 Cyclist Rides With Samurai Sword

Image source: Dumblepete

#105 “Smiling Old Man Having Coffee” More Like Me During Office Meetings

Image source: dreamstime

#106 Man Putting Banana Into Car Exhaust Pipe

Image source: KieranD9503

#107 Woman With Six Arms Holding Fruit And Cakes In Each Hand

Image source: lencurryboy

#108 Eyeteeth

Image source: owlyou

#109 The Lady That Snorts Donut Powder

Image source: Tyrone5oo

#110 Frog Dog

Image source: Reddit

#111 “Come On, Y’all, Let’s Take The Tennis Courts Back From The Jocks!”

Image source: BunnyAdorbs

#112 Old People Enjoy Retirement With A Gun Over A Rabbit That’s Scared For Its Life

Image source: Halina Valiushka

#113 Apple With Teeth Devouring A Pig

Image source: cglow

#114 Ah, For All The Times Where I’ve Needed A Picture Of A “Cat In A Medical Cap Holding A Small Man Under Glass”

Image source: xYushy

#115 It’s A Prank

Image source: owlyou

#116 Man Disgusted By Corndog

Image source: ZehParaYT

#117 A Man Growing Flowers Instead Of A Beard

Image source: perpleqz

#118 Man In Bathtub With Rubber Duck

Image source: ColorNeon

#119 Fish Heads Fish Heads Eat Them Up Yum

Image source: netwoodle

#120 Strange Person Sitting Near The Toilet And Thinking

Image source: Adobe Stock

#121 Teenage Boy Disposable Glasses On Chest

Image source: Getty Images

#122 Do We Really Need This Stock Photo?

Image source: guibif

#123 Three-Eyed Cat

Image source: trying_to_adult_here

#124 Why? Just Why?

Image source: blackl0tus_

#125 Who Licks Who?

Image source: LithiumNoir

#126 Office Dispute … I Guess

Image source: ChrisMess

#127 No Really, Wtf. Woman Dressed As Bearded Charlie Chaplain Points At Melting Clock With A Terrified Face.

Image source: Your_Moms_Flame

#128 Chicken Sniffing Kids Rear

Image source: coolman10011

#129 No Thanks…

Image source: CamzoUK

#130 To Become The True Watermelon Head He Must Eat Himself…. And LSD

Image source: zywon

#131 Fat Man Feeding A Girl A Burger

Image source: kronen3266

#132 Selfie De Jesus. I Can’t Begin To List All That’s Wrong With This

Image source: Your_Moms_Flame

#133 Sharing The Joy

Image source: Getty Images

#134 Posting A Selfie With Grandma

Image source: northkorea_onlykorea

#135 Oh Sweet Jesus, An Unionbutt

Image source: minimalillusions

#136 His Outfit Says “Beekeeper” But His Eyes Say “Serial Killer”

Image source: I_Scream_4_Memes

#137 Oops! Spilled My Yogurt!

Image source: chickhicksisadick

#138 Woman Injecting Something In To Corn

Image source: NotAMinecrafter

#139 Angry Man Rips Appart The Insides Of A Computer

Image source: golkon

#140 Pursed Lips

Image source: PDDTK_Lives

#141 “These Pictures, Or Shuttertock Pictures, Should Be Useful Enough To Make Companies Buy Them And Use Them To Show Something Or Whatever” Ok Boss!

Image source: yohannb

#142 Girl Playing Soccer With Grandfather In Wheelchair As Goal Keeper

Image source: D. Anschutz

#143 Fur Coat Fighter

Image source: Getty Images

#144 Woman Strangling Her Husband While Her Lover Is Playing The Violin

Image source: Getty Images

#145 Sad Pretty Girl With Big Ears Playful

Image source: JCMotors

#146 He’s Got Money Coming Outta His Ass

Image source: Godzillers1337

#147 Young Woman With Squirrel In Mouth

Image source: Andy Reynolds

#148 Strange Man With Big Hands

Image source: day-without-rain

#149 Someone Stop This Man

Image source: coolman10011

#150 Man In Eyepatch Pretending To Play The Violin With An Abacus

Image source: jacksback88

#151 This Old Man With Smoke Coming From His Nose

Image source: reddit.com

#152 Holy Instructions

Image source: flickdudz

#153 “Professor In Glasses Thinking About Math Formulas”

Image source: sheephunt2000

#154 Woman In Templar Tabard And Armoured Coif Holding A Dagger

Image source: quark_

#155 Doing “Cocaine”

Image source: TRU3_K1NG_0STAR1ON

#156 Woman Licking A Cactus

Image source: Yoshizer0

#157 Mike, The Cyber Internet Hacking Thief

Image source: iikoroshia

#158 America’s Snipers Are Hard At Work Protecting The Country

Image source: GayDadsRapeTheirKids

#159 The Many Faces Of Tom

Image source: DL_Smoothie21

#160 A Man Dressed Up As Santa Pinching His Nipples

Image source: txking

#161 A Redneck Dog With An Axe In His Hands

Image source: shutterstock

#162 Man In A Bathrobe Pouring Orange Juice Into His Mouth And Spilling It

Image source: Getty Images

#163 Pineapple Businessman

Image source: shutterstock

#164 Home Office

Image source: shutterstock

#165 Bizarre Farmer With Watermelon Instead Of The Abdomen On Field In Summer

Image source: shutterstock

#166 Man With Pink Pigs Head In Basement Watching Tv Eating Pizza And Drinking Beer

Image source: Ty-Grr

#167 Chinese Delicacy

Image source: MosesFPS98

#168 Traffic Cone Over The Head

Image source: istockphoto

#169 Stock Photograph Of A Pretty Asian Girl Screaming Into A Trumpet

Image source: Dumblepete

#170 Nap Time Is Over

Image source: MitchDueck

#171 Strange Package

Image source: istockphoto

#172 A Woody Allen-Doubleur Plays With Androgynous Sex Doll

Image source: summer_thyme

#173 Young Nurse Assisting A Patient Undress

Image source: alamy

#174 Tough Day At The Office?

Image source: triv94

#175 Cat And Dog Wearing Biker Gear And Using Tin Can Phone

Image source: lastplace199

#176 Dead Bodies

Image source: wuthrow7

#177 When You Accidentally Kill Your Pet

Image source: LuffyTheAstronaut

#178 Hello, Nice To Meet You

Image source: butterforfilm

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